Emancipate her!

Encountered The Babbler in the bathroom four days ago. Speaking on her cell phone en Spanglish again about her 16 year old relative (could not confirm if it was her child or not), she said, "She wants to run around here and there with her boyfriend, doesn't do any chores, wants money and won't get a part-time job- that's fine, pero she's going to have to emancipate herself!"

I say, emancipate your cell phone talkin' derriere from this bathroom, lady!